Salami's Lament is a song sung by Salami Strong about all the bullying and abuse his sisters, Capicola and Pancetta, inflicted on him throughout his childhood.
Lyrics
When I was a boy right here in Rome
I had a happy childhood home
My days were filled with song
My family was strong
But
My sisters both
Took great delight
In teasing me
So we would fight
They took my toy
They pulled my hair
I always felt it wasn’t fair
They're in my room
They ate my snack
And they planned a sneak attack
I’m always last
They’re always first
The situation was the worst
That’s how things were in my family
Old fashioned sibling rivalry