Accordion Hans/Quote

The Big Squeeze

 * Well, good news, you are right, you're not very good.
 * All is not lost.
 * You have accordion potential!
 * You see, young butterfly, the accordion is a special instrument requiring special technique.
 * Squeeze it too fast and it will resist you.
 * With patience, practice, and of course the best spider teacher ever, playing the accordion can be as easy as 1, 2, 3.