Salami's Lament

Salami's Lament is a song sung by Salami Strong about all the bullying and abuse his sisters, Capicola and Pancetta, inflicted on him throughout his childhood.

Lyrics
When I was a boy right here in Rome I had a happy childhood home My days were filled with song My family was strong But My sisters both Took great delight In teasing me So we would fight They took my toy They pulled my hair I always felt it wasn’t fair They're in my room They ate my snack And they planned a sneak attack I’m always last They’re always first The situation was the worst That’s how things were in my family Old fashioned sibling rivalry