Not Home on the Range/Script

The following is a transcript for the episode "Not Home on the Range".


 * Leo: Not Home on the Range.
 * Andy: Yee-haw!
 * Carmen: Get along, little froggy.
 * Andy: Looks like we done caught ourselves a posse of no-good bandits.
 * Carmen: Well, hot diggity dog
 * Pablo: Ahem!
 * Andy: Howdy, partner!
 * I mean.....sir
 * Sorry.............
 * Y'all come back now, ya hear?
 * Leo: Andy, Carmen! What are you guys doing out here?
 * Carmen: We're super excited to visit your uncle's cowboy ranch today, so we decided to practice talking like cowboys.
 * Leo: Uh, yeah. Well, cowboys don't talk like that here.
 * Andy/Carmen: They don't?
 * Leo: No, and they don't even call themselves cowboys.
 * We're in Australia, and the word they use is "stockman."
 * Andy: Wait a minute, Australia? I knew we were going to a ranch, but I didn't know about Australia.
 * Leo: Australia's the country where I grew up!